Oh my god! I just won the lottery! I also got mauled by a bear, stabbed a hobo, rode a sasquatch, met George Clooney, killed myself, came back to life, slapped `DanLuVisiArt
' ass, and got hired at 14 game studios! Also, I married J.J. Abrams and I gave birth to a lens flare.
April Fool's day!
P.S. One of the above is true.