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Journal Entry: Fri Apr 1, 2011, 11:56 AM
Oh my god! I just won the lottery! I also got mauled by a bear, stabbed a hobo, rode a sasquatch, met George Clooney, killed myself, came back to life, slapped `DanLuVisiArt' ass, and got hired at 14 game studios! Also, I married J.J. Abrams and I gave birth to a lens flare.

April Fool's day!

P.S. One of the above is true.

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:icondragonguy42:
No clue why, but I found the "Gave birth to a lens flare" to be the funniest.


I'm gonna guess you met Clooney
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:icongh-mongo:
`GH-MoNGo Apr 1, 2011  Professional
I hear lens flare birth is 11.523x more awesome than normal birth.
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:iconcanadian-rainwater:
*Canadian-Rainwater Apr 1, 2011  Student Filmographer
You totally killed yourself and came back to life, I know it.
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:iconnakbusyncast:
~NakbuSyncast Apr 1, 2011  Student Digital Artist
whoa there dude, you FORGOT THE COWBELL. :icony-u-noplz:
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:iconarmonah:
I'm betting it's that whole "slapping `adonihs on the ass" thing. But that's not really newsworthy, that's just how you guys roll.



(Congratulations!)
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:iconnikolaimcfist:
~NikolaiMcFist Apr 1, 2011  Student General Artist
Did you marry 14 Hobo George Clooney Bears whose asses you slapped?

:icontrollface-plz:
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:icondanluvisiart:
`DanLuVisiArt Apr 1, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
He really did slap my ass.

FML.
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:iconrahll:
`Rahll Apr 1, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Hey baby.

*lubes up my fist*
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:icondanluvisiart:
`DanLuVisiArt Apr 1, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
*tears the inner lining of my asshole so you can fit inside, blood gushes out*

GRAUGAHAHH!!!!!! HURRRY!!!!!! GAGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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