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Saweeeeet.

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 1, 2011, 11:56 AM
Oh my god! I just won the lottery! I also got mauled by a bear, stabbed a hobo, rode a sasquatch, met George Clooney, killed myself, came back to life, slapped `DanLuVisiArt' ass, and got hired at 14 game studios! Also, I married J.J. Abrams and I gave birth to a lens flare.

April Fool's day!

P.S. One of the above is true.

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:iconrahll:
`Rahll Apr 2, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
How dare you...
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:iconstarsturdy:
:fear: I'm sorry dude. It's just... I've never hated a movie as much as The American. And ever since then, he just hasn't done particularly good films.

Please don't hit me!
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:iconangeliclionheart:
Dude, turn yourself in. They'll link you to the stabbing weapon. :|
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:iconzantetsuken15:
~Zantetsuken15 Apr 1, 2011  Student General Artist
Yeah that slapin' that ass works for you bro.
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:icondreamhome:
=dreamhome Apr 1, 2011  Student
adonihs must have an ass like a clown's pocket
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:iconillusionarygalaxy:
*IllusionaryGalaxy Apr 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I won the lotto too, $2.35 from a $15 ticket.
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:iconmaximumdistance:
~MaximumDistance Apr 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm guessing you came back to life.
You weren't dead though so.. yes.
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:iconspoonfishlee:
Definitely the lens flare.. but I would like for it to be Dan's ass.
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:iconnlbeer:
Show the lens flare!
(or the weddings rings) one of them is true!
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~xxwingxx Apr 1, 2011  Student General Artist
lol
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