Oh my god! I just won the lottery! I also got mauled by a bear, stabbed a hobo, rode a sasquatch, met George Clooney, killed myself, came back to life, slapped `DanLuVisiArt' ass, and got hired at 14 game studios! Also, I married J.J. Abrams and I gave birth to a lens flare.
Please don't hit me!
You weren't dead though so.. yes.
(or the weddings rings) one of them is true!