Happy Thanksgiving all current and previous US citizens! If this is not one of you, I'll spit my slaughtered turkey in your face. Nah, but I will shove stuffing up your turkey hole.DISCLAIMER: Before you continue, I've been informed by multiple parties that this journal entry is apparently off the wall, and a little crazy for my standards, so I apologize. I just like turkey, k?
This is normally where I'd list all the things I'm thankful for, but honestly I'm really only thankful for a handful of clichéd things. Being alive, my friends, my family, my drawing hand, and all of you knuckleheads who enjoy my work. Nah, you're not knuckleheads, that's so 1990. More like fart nozzles, that's my new phrase. Douche nozzle is overused, and fart nozzle sounds juicy and gross.
Oh, and I'm thankful for Gushers, so delicious. Yes, they still make them, go get some, they've got mixed bags now.
Hope everyone has a fantastic day, and eats too much, thus getting as constipated as I do... Nah, kidding again. Real men don't get backed up. *flexes my drawing hand and flips my long luxurious locks*
Seriously though, thanks for everything guys, luff you all. Yes, I'm too insecure to use the word love, deal with it :
Take care everyone! And as before, here are the current video game mash-up contest entries! Contest info here
. Still over a week left to submit!
You can see them as they're submitted in my favorites. I'll keep it updated with all current entries.