`Rahll

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Why so serious?

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 5, 2008, 10:53 PM

Coloring Quest

So, I went on a quest today. I told myself, "I need to buy a freakin' Batman coloring book and destroy that shit." A bunch of driving, a cup of coffee, a bottle of water, 4 beat up kids, and two stores later, I get my hands on this...

The Dark Knight Official Movie BIG BEST BOOK to Color, with fucking stickers my friends, with fucking stickers.

So, the first thing I do is rifle through it to find an awesome picture to color. I had to do the Joker of course, and honestly, I'm quite proud of it. Looks just like Heath Ledger's Joker.

Here's a picture for reference, so you can see how good I am.

I expect a call from DC sometime soon... or Marvel, because I'm so talented, that they won't want DC to have me.

But, I have great news for those of you who love the Scarecrow. He's back, and more sinister than ever!

Bat poison? He's really pissed.

Also, you get to find out that a Batman has many more muscles than a human. Bale is out of this world buff.

Plus, Gordon and the Joker go toe to toe.

Watch the fuck out Gordon, he has a gun pointed at his chest and he's still laughing. There's something you don't know... I think he squirts acid from a flower or something.

And something many of you didn't know, the unofficial title of the film is Brokeback Batman. There's a pretty intense scene, graphic content below, watch out young readers.

Also, we know that the Joker cries when he's put behind bars for the final time...

Judging by the look on the guard's face, I think we all know what's going on just outside of view. Sorry joker, we get the last laugh.

Also... Don't forget those fucking awesome stickers that come with the book.

First, I made the copy of Batman Begins I rented from Blockbuster at least 30 times more likely to be rented by bedazzling it.

Second, I made the Spiderman 3 poster in my room slightly less embarrassing by putting a real superhero in the image. Sorry Spidey, you suck compared to Mr. Wayne.

All in all, I give this book, which costs a mere $2.99, an A+++. Any fan should pick it up. There's also word scrambles, freakin' sweet mazes, and some other sweet stuff that'll knock your socks off. Hell, the stickers are worth it all by themselves. Might pick up an extra copy just for more of those.

Can't wait for the movie to come out, but I think this coloring book might just top what you can see on the big screen. Totally amazed here...

Take care guys, happy coloring.

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!deathsonic

Jul 5, 2008, 10:55:43 PM

nice pics, i'm looking forword to the movie really

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=Alpha-Leader

Jul 5, 2008, 10:55:43 PM

lol

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Jul 5, 2008, 10:57:00 PM

Really funny stuff, I loved the bat poison bag xD

"Why so serious?" is a powerful quote. I just read the title and the first thing that came to my mind was "batman movie coming soon" D:

=GoThIc-PyRo

Jul 5, 2008, 10:57:26 PM

I'm so excited for this movie.

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`Rahll

Jul 5, 2008, 10:57:34 PM

Pick up the coloring book, best purchase of my life.

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_{`adonihs says:
*gets on my knees*
`Rahll says:
lmao stop right there
`adonihs says:
*ties my shoe*
`adonihs says:
homo}

`Rahll

Jul 5, 2008, 10:57:51 PM

No laughing matter, coloring is a serious business.

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_{`adonihs says:
*gets on my knees*
`Rahll says:
lmao stop right there
`adonihs says:
*ties my shoe*
`adonihs says:
homo}

`limetastic

Jul 5, 2008, 10:58:45 PM

You punished that bad boy. Fuck yeah stickers and word jumbles.

HEY YOU CUNT. WHERE IS MY SHOUT OUT? You mention the 4 kids you had to fuck up but not me?! </cunt commenting>

Remember me when DC and Marvel call you up. I'll be your no nonsense crayon bargainer. Bitches better bring you Asparagus and not that fucking Fern color.

I love how Batman and the Joker mack on eachother. Batman looks pissed. Joker must have worn lip gloss. You know men hate to get the lip gloss all over them. What a bitch right?

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`Rahll

Jul 5, 2008, 10:59:08 PM

I was too until I found this coloring book. Blew my mind.

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_{`adonihs says:
*gets on my knees*
`Rahll says:
lmao stop right there
`adonihs says:
*ties my shoe*
`adonihs says:
homo}

`Rahll

Jul 5, 2008, 10:59:20 PM

It's the best way to kill a Batman.

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_{`adonihs says:
*gets on my knees*
`Rahll says:
lmao stop right there
`adonihs says:
*ties my shoe*
`adonihs says:
homo}

~The-Vampire-Danchan

Jul 5, 2008, 10:59:24 PM

Boy you must have been really bored today. Love where you placed the stickers too

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