This did a lot more than make me laugh. I really enjoy the thoughtfulness and complexity of this, expecially the way you've made so many elements seem to scream 'government'. I could easily see the FDA overseeing it's production. Awesome realism...
hahaha..armid: So, one gets a bite. Bad, eh? Turning into a zombie and all this stuff... But wait, here's the solution! Emptying your stomach into the bag, and you're done with the infection! All you then have to do is burn it and feel free and all back alive again. How great is that? Being alive means you can bash those empty-head who didn't get their own bag. Bad people. Smash them before they bite. Or else, wash and repeat the bag trick!
Now all we need is Billy Mays to get a great informercial on Tv, and we're good to go!
Hahaha Love the design, also the pure idea of making something like this brilliant And, I also see there are some people joking their ass of with you and Ado too I just don't belive that there are anyone that stupid MadJack.. hehe
Keep up the good work also, if you ever decide making them, in like mass producing them, I'd be interested if the shipping don't cost more then the actual bag as always, huge hugs and warm thoughts - Red
It's tongue in cheek humor bud, keep in mind there IS no actual zombie virus, and every movie, book, or form of media does it differently. Not to mention the entire thing has a sense of sarcasm to it, the point is that it's government issue, and likely wouldn't work anyway, it's just a way of keeping people under control.
Look on the back of the book dude, the genre label is HUMOR. And if you sincerely can't discern the campy and playful tone of the book, and sincerely think zombies actually exist, then I feel bad for you. Zombies are like vampires or werewolves, they're myth and legend, do you believe in those too?
I have a feeling someone (cough cough) is going to die really quick if zombies ever really do exist. nice one madjackaldelta... you are a genius... and so that this doesnt escape anyone... that last statement was sarcasm